I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
You. I like you.
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
The only right answer.
I guess “joust her right then and there” also would be acceptable.
“I said we meat at night, not as knight”
Let her conquer me.
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.
Reupload to catbox.moe:
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Immediately go buy a can opener?
What’s a can opener? Kind of NSFW - like not really, but if someone walks in on you watching you’ll have some explaining to do.
Yeaaahhhh. This is definitely still falling under the NSFW Category. :D
Not porn per se. But definitely not something to have playing at work. ^^
That’s a long wait for sex
Tell her we don’t have to go in her Tesla if she’s forced to wear that.
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
keep my lance hid until the joust begins
The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
Yes!
Can I see It?
No.
As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good
Everyone thinks they’ve got a longbow…
Aboveaveragebow for sure.
Well, don’t shoot your shot too early. Or rather, don’t loose too early?
Why didn’t you tell me so I could have worn something that matched?
“I’m glad you brought protection”
