To balance the odds, Carter will be issued a pump action shotgun and 8 rounds of 00 buck.

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

The only reason I haven’t bought it yet is because I will lose my job due to absence if I do.

Fingers, and how more is always better.

A team of guinea pigs?

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

People don’t know that the falls were effectively damned a hundred years ago. The horseshoe Falls are basically just the spillway for the hydro and pumped storage reservoirs.

Noooooo!

Mine sometimes falls off on its own. Super annoying.

Everyone always gets shot through-and-through on a meaty part. Never any spalling left inside, or nerve/artery/bone damage.

Thumb on the flat, first finger on the spine, last 3 fingers round the handle, right?

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT

(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)

I hear women love being begged for things

Take her to a knightclub

The film Under Siege II has some of the best hacking scenes and dialog.

Even at a young age, the line “This is the guy that hacked into the Pentagon with a laptop” made me WTF because unless you’re brute forcing encryption, the kind of computer you use to backdoor a system is irrelevant.

Why the ring on the finger then?

I read this as a non-rhetorical question, in a Nigerian accent

Is she… Married?

We tell ourselves these lies, as we fear the truth.