Technically that wolf could be starving to death and the stork could have came and started pecking it unprovoked.

What? Doesn’t this happen to every girl you pass? Hm must just be me.

It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.

I wish we lived in the Universe where Notch sold Minecraft to Valve I feel they are more ideologically aligned.

He’s gonna catch some glory right in his eye if he’s not careful.

Time, my last hold out is my main gaming rig, I have it set up exactly as I want it and I don’t want to rewrite the entire thing.

Well the last good windows is dead.

Once windows 10 is dead I am full Linux, I have already begun the transition, any time I have to install a new Os it’s now fedora 40.

I don’t think Rich has any wishes left they all belong to steve.

My only weakness… bullets.

Removed by mod

I mean what is niagara Falls really? It’s just falling water, I get falling water every time I take a shower and I don’t get many tourists in there.

Jim Carrey in the other hand played in the mask.

Honestly probably easier than writing in machine code.

There’s no such thing as bad languages just bad programers anything outside of raw machine code is Just coping for a lack of skill.

Back in my day 1995 wasn’t old.

Can I see It?

The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

You will lose money this way, old refrigerators were way way more power hungry and you can easily expect to spend more than a new fridge within 5 years.

From my experience a man nutting is far more frightening.

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

I use arch BTW

                   -Microsoft