“Look now, things fall off of trucks all the time”
There are already 6 declassified incidents where American nukes were lost. Who knows how common this really is.
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/us-military-missing-six-nuclear-weapons-180032
Lol “lost” yall gullible as hell. They’re not lost, I have have em.
The elites don’t want you to know this, but the nukes are free. You can take them home.
Just don’t break the shrink wrap until you’re sure.
Guys, I found Jeff!
Username checks out, but JEFF IS INSIDE THE HOUSE.
B61? why not 4B61?
We all know he doesn’t have enough spine to do that.
Fuck it I’ll do it
Username checks out.
Does he even need to send them anything? Doesn’t he just have to say a few words to give Ukraine permission to build their own? Although I guess if they lose US support, they wouldn’t need permission anymore.
Making a nuke is pretty difficult, even for a whole nation. It would probably take years for them to develop a nuke if they started from scratch.
Well, they ain’t starting from scratch, cause they designed a bunch of nukes for the USSR.
They almost certainly have workable designs in a file drawer, and the old facilities are all in Ukraine too. It’s a question of how much decommissioning those got in the nineties, and how long it takes to enrich the uranium.
Doesn’t he just have to say a few words to give Ukraine permission to build their own?
He already did, it’s right there in the Bible:
Genesis 6:9
“And Bidens said, ‘Let there be light’. Then he slapped on his Aviators, took a sweet slide over the hood, and hopped in his 1967 Stingray and drove off into the sunset.”
I’d like to see him ship everything that would have gone to Israel to Ukraine instead
Biden is a Zionist. He won’t do that.
O sorry about the shipping mix up Love it
Username checks out.
He should also pardon Hunter just to stick it to Trump and the GOP.
This is a shitposting community. Consider a revision with some joke about Navy SEAL sodomite harems or fanfiction about Yamato or sumthin. I know everybody is traumatized, but we still have rule #10, which mods interpret pretty generously.
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Y’all need to joke about something else
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hmm unfortunately for this plan everything nuclear is a bit more difficult for the President to do willy nilly.
less dangerous but more funny would be for him to resign and let Harris be the 47th President. you know Trump and his cult have plowed millions into “47” merch that would suddenly become worthless to them.
(there are a lot of things that he can do that SCOTUS has preemptively granted him immunity for, though…)
(there are a lot of things that he can do that SCOTUS has preemptively granted him immunity for, though…)
Biden is actually in the trolley problem. He can either save many and go to hell (he’s Catholic) or he can let the many die. I don’t envy him.
Oh, burn. Guess they’d have to go send something to the printers. What will th Dems think of next.
It’s already been theorized in this thread. We’re in a crisis, we need the freshest shitposts! We go to the mattresses!
Trump and his cult have plowed millions into “47” merch that would suddenly become worthless to them.
No, His followers have plowed millions into it and Trump received those millions.
So while funny, you just have Trump get millions more for his “48” merch.
Who says we want less danger? We’re already in the
…
The Roasters guy?
That danger zone just keeps getting handsomer as he ages, dang him and his volcano ghost beauty team.
I saw another funny post saying he should abdicate now so that Kamala Harris is President 47 and Trump has to scrap a bunch of Merchandise.
He doesn’t even have the spine to do this.
Yeah, realistically he’ll just do what Obama did and act like a good teacher giving Trump the details needed to do whatever needs to be done in emergencies. Trump, of course, will soak it all up like a metal bar: not at all.
He ain’t gonna get rich doing what needs to be done Merica! Fuck yeah. Only losers have emergencies.
He at least needs to throw in some stuff to send Dumpie on a wild goose chase, like referencing aliens in basement BS-13 or alluding to a vault filled with rare cheeto flavors
This could happen without meaning to. Just takes a medical procedure that puts biden under and temporarily you have 47th president kamala until he wakes back up… assuming they go through the whole transfer of power procedure for it.
Never know if he’s been putting off a procedure for a condition until after the election. Very plausible though for someone over 80.
This is a shitposting community. Consider a revise with some poop jokes.
She was acting president during his colonoscopy, that didn’t technically make her the 47th.
Correct. If we counted every president medical procedure as a new president we would be well in to the 100s by now. Just off the top of my head Reagan and both Bushes had various procedures that briefly granted VPs presidential power, Kamala was far from the first here, even if she was the first black woman to hold it.
… Andnow I’m vaguely curious if anyone has ever gone back and tallied up this objectively useless number of people who at one point were acting president. 😂
Hit me up when you have that data.
And it would be soooooo funny to watch everyone who bought one to have the wrong fucking number on their shirts and still wear them out and about
True baller move
^^ This would be golden
Do It.
Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit.
Nuke the bridge to start off.
🎶 KERCH BRIDGE ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED 🎶
🎶 KERCH BRIDGE ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED 🎶
I would unironically fully support this course of action
I just think they’re neat.
Is Lemmy full of children posting garbage?
You’re in the wrong office, this is NCD. That one is one ring in from here, follow the signs for the coffee shop.
You show up in a community called “non-credible” and then clutch your pearls when someone says something incredible. And then accuse others of being stupid?
“Stay tonight… stay forever…” -Hugh Grant in a romcom.
You need Credible Defense, This is Non-Credible Defense, where we specialize in stupid shit-posting.
Speaking of, why not give them Trident II’s?
Something about infrastructure
If you got the shell, all’s ya need is a big enough pipe, a welder, and a hammer to set it off
Oh, cool, there is actually a !credibledefense@sh.itjust.works.
Not much traffic, but…
Yea if that fits your lifestyle check out hexbear or lemmygrad! .ml is good too!
Listen here DrDickHandler, you need to check what sub you’re in.
“Stay tonight… stay forever…” -Hugh Grant in a romcom.
He is sending another $6 billion to Ukraine.
Wow really, what kind of goods or just money?
https://www.newsweek.com/ukraine-eyes-6-billion-parting-gift-joe-biden-pentagon-1982641
According to that, it looks like $4B in military aid as weapons pulled from US stocks and $2B in USAI money.
