He looks like the flock that visits my neighbors’ silk-floss tree in the mornings!

I think maybe I can last 10 minutes if I wear earplugs

Anyone wanna go to a Trump rally and leave halfway through?

It’s mostly delighted or pleased, although it can occasionally mean the opposite, especially in the military. I believe it started off as “proud.” This bunny is delighted and proud of his new rug.

I’m amazed he knows how to use a litterbox and not just poop everywhere. That’s probably how he earned his nice rug!

And even the exception is pretty rare: you use ’ when pluralizing a lower-case letter. For instance, “There are two i’s in pluralizing.” The reason is obvious: you could wind up creating a different and confusing word. But how often do you even need to do that?

All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be at the top in the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.

Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you’ll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.

They fit the Starbucks stuporcommuter better.

Tbh, would you want to be in the airport the day Taylor Swift is flying on a regular flight? First, all the seats would be taken by Swifties. Plus of course just her entourage. Second, all the seats on planes that depart from the same terminal would be taken by Swifties who just want to see her through Security.

Imbécillis. They’re not germy or diseased

(well they might be but that’s not the only way to be weak)

PROCERVS JVVENVS

(using the method by which most men nicknamed Tiny acquire that moniker)

Expecto Cialis!

George

I think this is about the tendency of air mattresses to slowly deflate overnight. Source: I had to sleep on an air mattress for several months and it was always just like this in the morning though I never found a hole and I’m a 5’1" woman. Obviously I started by making sure it was fully inflated each night.

This is why my alarm is a radio set to NPR. You still feel like you’re gonna die, but at least there’s someone telling you why.

“Accidentally”

You’re a monster.

You know you could have given them a little taste without harm, even though it has more salt than their food.

Shouldn’t Delta be up there pretty high? Or is it disqualified by having never arrived?

I bet cats like you though. They seem to be attracted to allergic people.

I love cats but I too dislike people who let their cats roam. Cats are perfectly capable of getting enough exercise indoors, due to their use of vertical space, and they become an invasive species when they’re feral or roaming. I support TNR programs because leaving neutered ferals in place keeps from opening a niche for more breeding cats, and because they aren’t really adoptable. Although some can be given rodent-control jobs on farms and the like. That’s outdoors but it’s not the same as roaming around the city.