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Takoyaki
For a second I thought these were edited porn pictures…
What kind of porn are you watching huh?
Ah, the open-mouth reverse blow! But will it be enough to save your palette and tongue from the burn?
palette
FYI it’s “palate”. A palette is what a painter uses, this thing: 🎨. Don’t feel too bad though, it’s an incredibly common mistake.
Kirsten Dunst, Toni Collette, Shelley Duvall. I don’t recognize top left. Ali Larter? Nice work OP
Just eat them straight out the packet, no heat to deal with
Who wants pizza rolls?
My “lifehack” is to always eat stuff like this with a ready beverage. You put the bite in your mouth but don’t chomp down on the nuclear-hot explody portion until you have also added some liquid to your mouth to cool it.
ok i chortled
20 minutes later, still hot in the middle.
T h e p r o p h e c y
Who wants a pizza roll? leave me a message on this webzone and I will send you a pizza roll in the mail?
Props if this is OC. Hands down the best thing I’ve seen in a while.
