Imma put my foot up yer turd pocket

sniff… the good ol’ Lemmy switcheroo

You need more bicephalous

Phil Collins at prime sexual potency

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Why fund hospitals at home when you can blow them up abroad?!

Followed by a “menacing commentary on the weather”

“I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut”

Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline… Nobody “just does stuff” anymore. All of life’s banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

I fully expect the MAGA mentality is fully transferable to any other far-left ideological group with a purity doctrine that is exclusive and abusive to outsiders.

This mentality is actually ideologically agnostic and will ride any wave it can to feed the emotional needs of the adherent.

I’d say a solid 9

Yea I’m kind of curious what their fuckup was specifically.

Like a hammer is better than a spoon for driving a screw but neither of them are the tool for the job

I think owning lots of decorative spoons is some old lady flex that we cannot comprehend