Pistcow

Ummmm they’re already wearing airsoft plate carriers stuffed with phone books.

womp womp

Help her save France from the English.

laughs in Welsh

happy toaster noises

Hey, at least Hitler was able to take down Hitler.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE&t=185s&pp=ygULbWFkIHR2IGlyYW4%3D

#RrrrrrReeeeemix

So begins the Sino-American War.

Harder, Daddy.

My county has a food safety rating Needs Improvement/Ok/Good/Excellent and when I see Chinese, Teriyaki, or Thai restaurant with Excellent i stop in. Always been the best food I’ve ever eaten. I mean the rating is based on health inspections, but there’s a corelation that has yet to fail me.

Sir, i just like ding-dong

How can you tell if an accountant is introverted?

They stare down at their shoes when talking to you.

How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?

They stare down at your shoes when talking to you.

Thoughts and womp womps

Ohhh plasma sword

Burn the heratic

I wish Dewalt could make do half as good as the pack out but every new system has been a big miss.

I started with Ryobi but they kept busting. I’m the type of home owner thatll remodel a kitchen or bathroom so I use them a little above average.

Dewalt if you want it to last forever

Milwuakee if you want to put it in a cool box

Ryobi if you’re broke but dont live near a harbor freight

Festool if you have a trust fund

Whats that about fidelity? They fucking with my 401k?

I have a 265 comment upvote. That’s like 30% of the lemmy population.