Fitting, because you know what Queens do? They slay.

User name checks out

“Some of you may die…”

Sounds like a rule that would end up landing Hitler in the Medium Place with Mindy and Derek.

Read “occupied Florida” at first. Immediately thought of the Sunshine State Freedom Front and their loosely-affiliated ally the Orange County Liberation Front.

/s

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

Hit that dirty birdie.

Fuck me, again?

I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.

Seems like we’re overdue.

None, because Trump deployed an appropriately-speced Cannon as a countermeasure.

Edit: Cannon is extremely effective countermeasure, wow.

Out of the sea

Wish I could be

Part of your world

Foul fortune seem’d in this most horrid luck

When certs do fail, oh fie! your install’s fuck’d