Why’s the bear wanna play with that jack lift so much?
It’s like a bear-sized Matchbox car. And when they take it away, he starts eating the fluff, like a 2-ton toddler.
He’s anxious to get back to work on his t-top trans am
Bear wants to get high?
What kind of anti-bear bullshit propaganda have I been being told all my life? I’ve always said if they aren’t friends, why are they friend shaped? I’m petting the next bear I see.
Matt Walsh would never post this. There’s no propaganda involved.
Or, is that what Big Bear wants us to think?
This cool Matt Walsh about the other guy: “Why Should I Change My Name? He’s The One Who Sucks”
I think she needs even smaller brushes.
I have a business proposal… a (fully automated) carwash for bears.
Do they make bear yarn? If so, I want.
There are actually people out there that will spin your pet’s hair into yarn, but it takes a metric fuck ton to get a usable amount.
Do you have a place you trust/recommend?
Why is there a bear in the garage? Why is someone willing to be in such close quarters to it instead of getting rid of it? Why would you brush a bear? Like is there a bear show they’re entering it into? Why is the bear casually playing with a floor jack during the process, unless that’s just like its favorite hot wheels car or something?
I get that I do not live in a place with bears, so my experiences don’t amount to much, but all I see in this video flies in the face of all wisdom I’ve ever heard about how to interact with bears.
I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.
Why is this video sped up? It makes me uncomfortable and I cannot explain why.