Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don’t.

I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.

Demand… another shrubbery!

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

They want to be zany and cool. Nothing more to it.

People have always done that.

I just wish they’d fix VR for roomscale play.

Yup. I also encourage russian soldiers to throw themselves off a cliff. Drone or no drone.

Bulletstorm. It’s not about survival as much as killing enemies as creatively as possible. And the writing is brilliant in its stupidity. One of my favourite games of all times.

Well, Surreal is going to kick ass even for non VR play, I’m sure.

I’m overdue but I’m waiting for Surreal 98 for VR support.

I was saying that. Ended up leaving ahead of schedule.

Asian noodles and italian pasta evolved independently. It’s a myth that Marco Polo brought the recipe home.

And fish should be flowers.

I think we could compete with #1 just by word of mouth.

There’s no way in hell, even if you ignore #5

They do like money. That’s why they made two shitty prequels.

Sure. Just thinking about games with no loss condition at all. It’s kinda rare.

I can’t think of one that actually makes failure impossible.

Cookie Clicker. If it qualifies as a game.

You might enjoy this video if you haven’t seen it. Ross is awesome.

Speaking of Ross being awesome, I have to plug this initiative.

Cyberpunk scratched that itch for me to a surprising degree. It’s not a perfect match, but it felt closer to the original than the sequels did somehow.