HonkyTonkWoman

So… tasty smol hippo? Good for tacos?

I bought Canada so I always have a Canadian supermodel girlfriend who just can’t be here right now.

If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!

I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Rolled up blueprints.

“What’s wrong with your cat?”

“Fuck nose”

“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”

“Fuck nose?”

Bear wants to get high?

He has so much fun playing in the backyard with lil B2 Stealth Bonnie & her brother, Chase the Choppa.

Everything is propaganda. I’m simply pointing out that some propaganda is more palatable than other types.

I don’t give a squat about some dumpy middle age goon trying to make themselves look relatable and cool for an election.

I do give a squat when a fat liar lies his way to the top of the pile, shits on our country for four years, before starting those lies back up & trying to do it all over again.

Still better than a stank orange Cheeto man lying to my face at every turn.