Smile and lube up

🎵 Helter Skelter 🎶 Heleter Skeltaaar! 🎵

Ah, you beat me to it!

Yea I didn’t think about that but if someone said to an AI powered robot “Hey, can you shred my reports?” as they leave work they could easily come back in the morning to it tearing their junior staff into strips like “Morning boss, almost done”.

That first one reminds me of a part of HHGTTG where I think Ford starts counting in front of a computer to intimidate it because its like walking up to a human and chanting “blood, blood, blood”.

Whatever the fuck it tells you to call it

I don’t need a ho

I’ll happily knead that dough

I’ll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin’

Not all of the guys.

I don’t care about tiddy size.

I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.

Ah, I didn’t realise that. But I mostly use my Steamdeck docked for gaming on my TV so personally haven’t bothered looking into a screen upgrade.

You can also upgrade the storage and screen if you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZANKFxrcKU

My first thought too.

I saw this video recently of an extra final verse to the theme tune, blew my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8bpg4C9VDw

BlameSociety do great stuff.

But another Youtuber with consistent output I like who seems not that well known is Georg Rockall-Schmidt.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG5h8yHSUS4n7zPnh0dG0SA

Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B6sJwDkR60

Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers?

Probably a good, cheap way to go if you can find a butcher or fishmonger that’s willing to sell it to you.

But I prefer the convenience of getting it delievered as I do with most stuff.

Economically no. I live in the UK and use Bella and Duke. Not sure if they trade in any other countries. I gave them my cat’s weight and for £43.80 they send me just enough food to feed him for a month.

That’s a bit pricey compared to supermarket cat food but frankly I can afford it and it’s worth it for the health benefits as well as the convenience. Also I can’t think of a company I’ve ever had better customer service from. They called me the day after I received my first box and asked if I had any issues.

From what I’ve read it can help delay the kidney problems that inevitably come with age. Like I say I’ve noticed an improved coat but more importantly he doesn’t vomit anymore which he used to occasionally and he has firmer, less frequent, better smelling turds.

I’ve noticed that after switching my cat to raw food his fur is a lot smoother.

All well and good for you yankee doodles. Still illegal here in the UK.

I had to quit when I started a job that tests.

Seriously? Supermarket workers get drug tested? What possible problem could using drugs in your off hours cause there?

Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.

Me: Um, they’re awesome…

Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror