Into the intake? But that hole’s no bigger than a womp rat!
I mean, technically ANYTHING shoveled into the air intakes ruins the engines. ;)
what about air
If you can shovel air, it’s probably too thick. ;)
I assume this guide is for engaging the F-117 in midair hand-to-hand combat after you’ve leapt aboard. But in that case, where are you supposed to get dirt? Bring it with you, like some kind of peasant?? Just use your sword like a normal ninja.
I’d love to see you use a shovel to fling dirt 40,000 ft.
Gimme a ~$112 million budget and I’ll at least get it a few feet closer. No promises, though.
I can certainly promise I’ll use that budget to the fullest.
Hole with nuke on the bottom, spade blocking the hole entrance
Spend the rest on booze and bbq
There’s a grate on the intakes.
They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.
Please get your act together this proposal is silly.
We move to hand spades then?
- Forge shovel into AK-47
- Shoot F-117
Jeeesus, that’s gold right there!
The shovel is clearly OP it will be nerfed in the next patch.
You missed a weak point: Pilots are susceptible to damage from having a shovel firmly whacked in their faces.