• pelya@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    Comrade S-70 was stealthily attempting to fly to the West while spreading capitalist propaganda, however it had repented and commited suicide mid-air via an AA missile it stole from the Voronezh airbase.

    A batallion of engineers will be sent to re-education camp to prevent further accidents.