The S-70 Okhotnik-B flying-wing unmanned combat air vehicle was shot down by a Russian fighter miles past the front lines and its wreckage could be a big intel win.
  • pelya@lemmy.worldEnglish
    101·
    30 days ago

    Comrade S-70 was stealthily attempting to fly to the West while spreading capitalist propaganda, however it had repented and commited suicide mid-air via an AA missile it stole from the Voronezh airbase.

    A batallion of engineers will be sent to re-education camp to prevent further accidents.