Dr. Wesker

You have to first capture the internet in the loop, and then it just travels around in the router forever.

They’re on your eyelashes.

I’m not your buddy, guy!

Chickens are wonderful, and I wish everyone would get the chance to know a flock of happy, free range chickens in their lifetime.

You’re right. I see no more intrinsic value in having 1mil users, versus 15k. And nothing you can say is likely to convince me that quantity determines or makes for a valuable platform. We’ve seen the growth mentality and resulting corporate greed destroy numerous platforms already.

You’re arguing quantity over quality. I do not care the least for bootstrapped growth at the detriment of the platform. I also do not care about people who idolize and platform hop in order to follow celebrities. I suspect very few will bring with them value beyond increased traffic.

If you want this, Reddit is still an option available to you.

Fuck the celebrities. They aren’t your people, peers, or friends. They adopt platforms only when they determine they can make a buck from it. They’re the kids that break your new toys, and you’re suggesting we keep inviting them over to play.

They will only bring enshittification. Having a platform that isn’t celebrity friendly is a boon.

I honestly hope they never adopt the fediverse. Imagine wanting that.

USA: “…we should probably outsource more.”

I quite literally just told you my stance, and you’re still trying to mince words and inject context? This is the last bit of energy I’ll afford you.

Don’t be a victim, I’m not in support of far-right policies or the laughing lawyer.

EDIT: lol, some salty loser downvoted all my recent comments over this. Life imitates art.

Who the fuck cares about the votes, just post your shit for you.

It’s really hard to beat a branded Xbox controller, these days. I was extremely skeptical for a long time, then I gave one a shot, and there’s no going back.

Yes, but I’m not paying $50 for that.

Wanna see how many people that are better and more educated than you applied for this job?

You know what your feed needs? Premium community posts from super narcissists.

Hey, do you wanna see who else is looking at your profile, but will never actually reach out to you?

“This person smells overcooked.”

Hair that hasn’t been washed for a while has a smell. It may not bother you, or the smell might not reach 3+ feet away to offend others. But if you get a whiff it’s not pleasant, IMO.

Everyone is free to do whatever they like with their bodies. Others should reserve the right to think something isn’t pleasant, though.

I demand a serious response, troll! Clearly it wasn’t funny, but your response was sarcastic. Clearly this is trolling!

What’s next, pee pee poo poo pee pee?