I hope my budget would allow me both fair-trade landmines and carbon-neutral nucs, both are important to keep our killzone environmental friendly.

Snopes labeled - Satire

False news, events and information for Kenosha Wisconsin and the surrounding area. THIS IS NOT REAL

Still funny though

The meaning of life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breda_30

The recoil operation was violent and often resulted in poor primary extraction.

As an automatic weapon’s chamber and barrel heat up with prolonged automatic fire, the resulting excessive temperature can cause a chambered round to “cook off,” or ignite without intent of the gunner. As a result of firing from a closed bolt, the Breda 30 could not fully take advantage of the cooling properties of air circulation like an open bolt weapon would, thus making cooked off rounds a realistic hazard.[4] The disastrous results could lead to potential injuries to or even the death of the gunner.

Once it shows signs of discomfort leave it alone to avoid trust issues

It act like the small training wheels in bikes. New pilots struggling with those big noisy engines put this small training propeller and feel confident.

I’m the Please Keep Off type

Better resolution for easier mockery:

*Gun not included

Once you find a parking spot you are not leaving it unless you really really must