The worst part is, some of us are going to be resurected, only to be forced to labour away in the flaming sword manufacturing department.
What, do you think heavenly, flaming swords make themselves or something?
Oh, oh right, yeah, I see your point now. You’re right, I’ll probably just end up in flaming sword logistics or admin. Back-office is what I do now. So, that’ll make sense…
Honestly, just leave me dead if ill only be brought back to gods fucking paperwork.
Edit: also, you know someone’s gonna be like “OMG daddy Satan, come get me!”
“Yeah, well, not enough of you people chose to die horrible, painful deaths at the hands of the brutal blood soaked dictator our country put into power. Therefore, it’s your fault too.”