Sharthog

This is false, generals are raised on Kim’s breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

God damn it I’m so done with this world

Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

They’re just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course

Sheer

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

rocket plane human-guided missile

Crimea has been occupied for a decade, it’s hardly an active warzone.

And they aren’t crossing into enemy territory. People live there. And lots of them are Russian, including the authorities.

And finally, a beach might just be the safest place in Ukraine. What do you think is going to happen?