That one in the center middle is a banger

*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*

How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It’s like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.

Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.

(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)

obviously, but he’s been labelled one

I hope their numbers grow to the point that they can’t be ignored

But Jews around the world reject Israel’s actions. That’s what history will remember.

It’s nice to hear, but I gotta say- it’s either not loud enough or it really isn’t being covered

at this point does it matter? the status quo wants her out, so anti-semite is the label they will give

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please be Amex, please be Amex, please Amex

I tend to find that Ctrl+Q solves the problem immediately

Seymour, close the door! Is that sass I hear?

he probably has a kid who looks like that though

it was 3/4 of a joke at best, it was missing that final umph.

boooo

I went to the tate modern and their bathrooms were progressive as fuck. I’d never been in a mixed toilet just surrounded by women, but it was an experience I’d quite like to repeat again. I got some strange looks after, but hey that’s London for you

Forgive me, I did not wish to gain the ire of a loyal devotee of the Great Old One nor a citizen from the Republic of Science. I speak only from the perspective of a lowly decapod who has seen enough turbulent waters to know what it means when fire meets noxious wind.

That attack was justified, to preserve the ongoing peace between the Pacific and Atlantic molluscs, all of which are subservient to Worf but decidedely not to his future Klingon progeny. To suggest otherwise is separatist heresy.

I believe you are quoting Steptoe et al (2018)'s study on the boxing mechanisms of Oceanic wildlife, but that was refuted in a follow up paper by Klingon et al (2020) which could not replicate the early enthusiasm that the indigenous population had for badgers, nor the spear tips for the speed. Though it is indeed known that one can run faster whilst holding a knife in a contemporary setting such as the olympics, studies have not shown this to be the case in a honey badger setting.