Look, Nintendo is bullshit, bullying innocent creators for stupid, paranoid reasons… but c’mon. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Not totally related, but even though it’s tempting to kick those cube-shaped HP MicroServers across the datacenter, they’re actually a lot more dense than they look.

Relevant xkcd:

I think so? But I might be forgetting something.

It’s outside of the non-X timeline, completely stand-alone.

glottal?

Stop?

Found this, can’t vouch for its accuracy but it has an .ics version: https://game-releases.com/calendar/

Good dog.

On the other hand, do you know one of the companies that supposedly made the Saturn-V?

Boeing.

The metaverse of children stealing their parents’ credit cards for in app purchases.

But this argument can’t wait until I go home!!!

“They found me – I don’t know how, but they found me!”

TIL about The Conet Project. Just in time for spooky season!

there was something I had to tell you…

“Stay away from boats!”

“But enough talk! Save it for the colloquium on Thursday!”

Dry Bones and Toon Link. Ut-oh.

More like “Crappy Bird” right?

I wish I could get my family to help do a crossword with me.

I don’t always pay attention to the deep lore in games, and that sometimes hits me all at once. I’ll find myself thinking, “Wait, why did I come all this way down a giant tree full of monsters to kill this lady? What the heck did she do to me to deserve that?”

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement