I’m glad my school uniform wasn’t as formal as that one.

I bought a bag of lamington-infused coffee out of curiosity. It tastes faintly of strawberry and coconut. A sip would have been enough and I bought a week’s supply… 😒

At least I’m supporting breast cancer research by drinking it.

Clearly pretty comfortable with you.

Clearly they have both learned things mankind was never meant to know.

Was it Maxim or Gatling who set out to create a weapon so terrible that nations would give up war completely rather than use it?

He must have been disappointed.