I won’t even dignify such a dumb statement with an answer.

He’s just spouting the old Zionist propaganda. It’s not even new stuff. Don’t legitimize him.

This is such a tone-deaf and lazy argument. You could use this same argument to defend every colonial power in history.

Now all we need is 3 pigmee piggies and a doll house and we can have the cuttest horror story ever!

“I huff and I puff but now I is too tired” lies down

But then you won’t spend money on bad stuff! We can’t get your money before you realize it’s worthless! We can’t have that, think of the “economy”!

Yes, it’s true, she was a passer-by and Nichelle and Walter adlibed.

• stares attentively *

“Your house, ahahah, nice one! By the way, rent is going up. How much was ‘your’ raise this year?”

If apps were girls:

I was always in love with Sync. But life happened and we had to go different ways for non-romantic reasons. Some fucker called Spez, long story…

Eventually I met Voyager and she was great. Any user would be lucky to have her. But Sync was always the one that got away. Everyday I looked at Voyager and thought she was awesome but I was always holding a candle for Sync. But Sync was gone and I had to move on. But I could never really move on.

But life happened again and Sync was coming back. I had committed to Voyager but, as great as she was, I always thought how she came short of Sync. Sync came back and she was as stunning as I remembered. I couldn’t stay with Voyager. I’m sorry Voyager. You’re an awesome girl but I was pretty much just using you since I couldn’t have Sync.

I’m a user Voyager, I make no excuses. There, there…