There’s another way to think about it which I actually use. Look in the empty bin and say “zero”, then move an apple and say “one”.

That would be wrong in every technical sense. You’re saying that .first() would skip the 0th item.

First = leftmost.

Not a good first impression (other comments have my thoughts covered) and I think I’ll stick with Firefox.

Unless they impress us by re-writing it in a quality-first language, and make all configuration declarative, and drop support for some cruft. They’re going to have to try something bold and different to impress me, otherwise, this seems like more of the same, and an uphill battle at that.