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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • Started Grimm’s tales today. First story: A lady in waiting screws the princess out of her husband and takes her place. Once the king figures it out he asks the fraud how she would punish a person who did such a thing.

    “Throw her in a box with a buncha nails pointing inwards and drag her happy ass behind two white horses until she’s fucking dead.”

    (I’m paraphrasing.)

    King: 10-4. I know you’re the fraud. Have fun with your recommended sentence.