Don’t stare at them too much, or they might stare back

oof. If Blizzard does that, they’d have to cut like at least 1/3 of the characters lmao

And yet, I see just as many people openly flaunt russian language, flag and other symbols of that “country” online. What I’m saying is if you happen to live in russia but don’t support the russian state, better not reveal where you’re from at all

Oh they’re aware. It’s always projection

Maybe they should consider not supporting ongoing invasion of the country that universe originated from, if they are so into it

Good. Hopefully russia also bans all the games portraying LGBT characters and ethnic minorities, so I can fucking play Overwatch without running into these assholes every other match

“Shared background and culture” more like forcefully homogenised by russian empire and then ussr. Jesus Christ there is no end to the gaslighting

Leprechauns are devious and malicious. Do not trust.

I’ve had random people whisper me to compliment my character’s hat and ask where did I get the cosmetic in Elder Scrolls Online. To be fair, it was a pretty silly hat.

And all of those shops are in a SimCity

Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don’t go away on their own

Adding Dead Cells to the list. Handles surprisingly well with touchscreen

Even C levels felt fair to me. The only level I genuinely got frustrated with is the final final chapter, as it relies on some advanced platforming tricks I can’t perform consistently. But then again, it is basically a free DLC for the game so I understand the difficulty spike

Ah, our northern brethren. We stand together against the tyranny!

I absolutely adored Hollow Knight, but my favourite platformer gotta be Celeste. In no small part due to its accessibility, but also great character writing, organic learning curve and gorgeous soundtrack!

On a more replayable side, my most played platformer is Dead Cells - which is understandable, since it is a roguelike.

Overall, in a platformer game I value learning curve and ease of controls more, since I’m not very good at this genre (as opposed to soulslikes, where I usually welcome the challenge). But of course, a good story transcends genres.

We need every bit of that help in the coming months. Posts like this restore my hope somewhat

Safe from the players, of course

Always a relevant XKCD

Listen, we’re all on extra heavy copium here

I can’t help but feel we’re fucking cooked and Europe is next