And, when this picture was taken, I was even younger. 🤪

My luck: we’re probably related and now my karma’s fucked. 🤷🏽‍♂️

And married, too? Maaan, way to smash my dreams, girl. 😭🥹

Fuck. Yes. Timeless classics. 🔥

also worked in investment banking

My kinda succubus.

Daughter in her mother’s makeup. Par for that era.

Is that Moldiwort in the alt top-right?

So, you simply mean “being preached at”? What’s the over/under on religious “leaders” feeling they’re above the law, etc., but knowing that they have to keep the sheep from spooking?

NGL, The Flash is only wtf until he realizes he’s next to godly in power. IMHO, supes’re best consumed when they’re post-humanist.

Hack the planet!

🎵 "I like big bass, I can’t deny*🎶

What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

Yeah… And those people vote. 🥲

At least they’re confident? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

11yrs-younger-you can’t judge. They were just another starry-eyed fuckin’ idiot. You’re good, just don’t do it again, right?

Right?! 😶

Wait. Is anyone actually surprised? Honestly.

Uh. So, boomers swinging in the dark to maybe profit from a generation they have no more contact with than their marketing team has with real human beings? What could go wrong?

More than Ssss-skyliness, you ssss-say? Ooh, boy! Color me exsss-cited! 👀

Ah, yes. That tracks.

Ah, molly.

edit: That said, I was figuring this was AI, ^(1,2) but I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t account for the super classy “logic” of stashing menthol smokes in your hooker socks ^(3).😂