Only because you don’t like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it’s dirty, and dirty things aren’t good for us (because of bacteria…).

Out… of the 20s… legitimately seems unfathomable.

Oh good so I just need the chainmail.

I went camping with my family last week somewhere with no signal. I got there fine, but when it was time to leave I had to just follow roads a general direction until I got signal again (and backtrack the hour I went the opposite way).

I had downloaded an offline map on Google maps but it just wasn’t working. Wish I had printed it!

But then what am I to do with all of these DUDE WIPES?

TemTem is probably just further down on the to-sue list.

Jamaican here, no thanks.

Generally people who fake insanity are facing the death penalty instead of a life sentence.

Ham/ster

oh no

Maybe he didn’t own any other clothes and after a certain time he had to keep up appearances. I’m picturing him going to extreme lengths to get realistic prosthetic finger replacements as they suffered from frost bite… because everyone thought it was incredible that he was fine in shorts.