SPRICH

Jeans too

I disagree. When they don’t see your posts, you might as well have gone silent or just post less frequently so they happen to not see them. Besides: once you follow a certain number of people, you don’t track each and everyone of them.

Seeing a post makes you more likely to want to answer them. If that doesn’t work (as I understand it), you will notice it and maybe be frustrated about it.

While sticking to themselves

What if they are pineapples?

It do be like this sometimes lol

Did someone say jeans?

It’s bean a year already? Damn

Fixed that for you

No, that’s wrong. Zangendeutsch is all about English influence and playfully literal translations even when there are better German words. So you need to translate it back to English and into German again to decode it and that’s the fun about it.

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen. Bitte.

Doch

But there is a lot of “DEUTSCH” in here, so…

It started as a German version of me_irl (hence the name “ich im echten Leben”) and developed a culture on its own including bad translations from English and other insiders

How is everyone so obsessed with wheels? Here in the South, we say wheels don’t move people. Vehicles with wheels do.

With people who share my sense of humor

… without wheels. Wheel theory once and for all debunked by a proponent. How ironic

That would change everything

Edit: it’s also unfalsifiable which doesn’t make it wrong but you should bear it in mind

I didn’t say it’s wheels and it doesn’t even make sense once you think about it. Wheels are connected to the ground. Moving is all about getting to another ground. If anything, wheels hold you back.

Bikes have no windows and can move. There doesn’t seem to be any correlation whatsoever. Fascinating

The duo that the Bremer Stadtmusikanten covered