Yay.

Having not played it, I’ll stick to using a review I read in the past few days.

To sum it up, the game felt too positive to the reviewer. To them it felt more like a Disney adventure than a grim fantasy world that’s invaded by malevolent, torture-happy evil gods. They felt no bite from their choices, from the story or from their companions. Everything felt like it needed to be happy in some way, like the idea of conflict was a far more terrible outcome than being skullfucked by an angry tentacle god lady.

To sum it up even further, the game felt too safe. And so became a bland meal that’s easily forgettable.

La-la-la-larian!

Fun (probably) fact. Warzone players complained almost constantly about the lack of audio quality. It was an issue that only got worse with each “season”. So now that this happens, I can see why.

“Hey players, you complained and we listened! Now pay the fuck up!”

Star Citizen is already getting ready for quantum computing. Why aren’t you?

Just break through the 4th wall.

Spiders wear onesies.

Alright. 10 minutes then. Joking of course.

Truth is, some people can afford to look back at a project, think " I can do better", actually do it and then screw it up in completely new and different ways. It happens.

Maybe they just want to sell the game again by adding a shitty 5 minute mod to it.

Tl;DR: It was Rob Pardo’s fault. Absentee father who kept saying no, but offered zero alternatives.

Non-blaming TL;DR: Titan would have been Concord before Concord happened. Blizzard dodged a bullet by cancelling it and making Overwatch instead.

Which makes Concord a weird “Holy shit! Glad that wasn’t us!” for Blizzard.

And two times one is four.

It’s only a conspiracy theory if it’s not a proven conspiracy.

“We need outrage! We need coverage! We need to make it pop! Pop!! POP!!!”

*Random executive producer binging on cocaine.

Not just Nintendo. That PS jailbreak dude is still suffering from the lawsuit Sony threw at him over a decade ago. And so is Sony, but that one is well deserved, unlike the former.

No need to tell me about it. I wrote that before going to sleep.

Or was it during…? Huh.

It’s measurements.

If the numbers repeat in a pattern, it’s fine as long as the pattern isn’t broken.

If the numbers don’t repeat in a pattern, it’s fine as long as it doesn’t become a pattern.

If the pattern or lack of it changes, start worrying. It will be fine as long as it resumes regular operation. Else, things have changed.

If the numbers are replaced with words, something of importance was discovered. It will be fine as long as the words don’t mention you directly.

If the words weave a tale or address you/somebody else, you need to wake up. It is time to wake up.

If you can’t wake up, I’m sorry, you’ve missed your number or sequence. Try again on a different frequency.

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It’s usually that kind of thing that attracts the curious.

As a country well-versed in revolutions, China can tell you it all ends up as warlords vying for hegemonic dictatorship regardless of the original intent.

And then there’s people buying the first thing they see just because it’s in the right section.

Going eco is all the rage, so probably tree fiddy.

I call hijinx and shenanigans! Look at OPs nickname! This is exactly the type of game they’d be into based solely on that.