Mayor Poopington

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

Zoinks!

Wait until you hear about what they do to baby seals! So adorable!

You get used to it pretty quickly

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

Damn. I had really hoped my grandchildren would get to play Star Citizen in their lives.

Your mouse would be more accurate if you weren’t using it on top of the keyboard

its a dumb fucking take. Glad to see the CEOs pushback. Unfortunately, the people who follow that asshole arent going to care about the responses.

We tried doing that during little league practice way back! Coach made us run laps.

Explore, do the side quests, pay attention to the dialogue. I found the treasure hunts a little tedious after a while, but you can get some really cool gear. Take your time, you can easily spend 120 hours in one playthrough.

Well, none I suppose

Oh what I’m not allowed to sneeze??

I really enjoyed the story missions, but the procedurally generated stuff got old fast. Im going to give a few years when all the DLCs are out and someone gives is the Wildlander treatment.

I wouldn’t recommend that

At least until the add-ons are updated. It sounds like the planes are still pretty much the same.

I remember them saying a bit ago all addons will transfer over

I summon my trusty steed, Tommy Wiseau

Just uncaptained ships. Honestly dont see the advantage of buying one

My friends and I always end a night of sea thievin by bringing all the explosives into the hold and giving the ol girl a fiery send off.

By the power of Greyskull!