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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023

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  • See, the problem is that pizza often gets shared, and these barbarians will order it with pineapple physically on it, like put right on a perfectly good ham pizza, so then you have to pull the pineapple off, let the dog lick the pineapple juice from the pineapple holes, and then you can eat it, but you still can taste the lingering traces of a fruit that should, by all the laws of man and god, be used exclusively in deserts.

    It’s an affront against nature and pizza.

    Downvote away, but you know deep in your heart of hearts that I’m right.