Ignotum

Reistace is futile
carcinisation is inevitable
give up
give in
we are crab 🦀

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack

Of course it’s bad taste, you’re supposed to inject it not eat it!

It’s the journey, not the destination, that matters

Tuning

Now laugh

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that’s what i would’ve guessed they were based on the icons

god: makes people, makes some of them gay
god: “how dare they be gay!”
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, that god fella

Oh, i must’ve misremembered, my bad

Is noone going to mention this classic?

Matthew 19:23-24:

23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

I hope for elons sake that camels are smaller and better contortionist than they appear

I’m not saying i worship you or anything, but i would gladly sacrifice my firstborn for you if to asked me to

You must be fun at parties

/j if that wasn’t obvious

No ships, just a bunch of seamen swimming towards the russian warships, poking them with thumbtacks causing them to deflate

Less likely to accidentally loose access due to defederation? 🤷‍♂️