Has to be Charmin TM

You better watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

Guys relax. It’s just a bug. This “feature” doesn’t drop until next month.

Sorry guys, meant to post this 6 months ago

We have invisibility cloak at home!

Yeah the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders

Last April, I asked the tax man how much I owed, and he said $350. Then I said, “you ain’t no tax man! You the loch ness monster!”

No don’t be ridiculous, they all just have to commit suicide. Then they’ll be free! \s

OSHA? More like OSHIT