This is amazing and I love it.

Ha! That’s awesome!

Ok, hear me out.

We find the users with the slowest internet and start sending them all the data. They don’t have to keep anything on disk. Then they send it all back and forth between each other. Any time a user makes a request, we just wait for one of the slow nodes to come across the data and send it out.

We use the slowest wires for all the storage. It’s fool proof.

They also allow you to wear blue clothes!

Go little drones!

Is it possible for me to get an account? How would I go about doing that?

Because Republicans don’t want you to vote if you have the kind of job that you can’t just take whatever time you want off.

Very nice.

Yeah, that’s fine. That would be a very manual process, whereas Port87 makes the process automatic. But, yeah, you get most of what Port87 offers that way, you just have to pay for it.

If you want a usable mail for all your accounts that is also spam resistant, may I recommend https://port87.com

I feel personally attacked.

If it’s just hours, that’s fine. I’ve spent months on a system before that ultimately got scrapped. When I was at Google, they accidentally had two teams working on basically the same project. The other team, with about 40 engineers, having worked on it for about a year, had their project scrapped. My team was meant to do the same work, with about 23 engineers. So if you’re ever wondering why Hangouts Chat launched kinda half baked, that’s why.

That’s pretty much every war ever.

I mean, my big fat body, mostly.

Is there is a big round boulder nearby that I can push up that?

I take it you’re not good at stealth.

Throw those socks out, bro.

Nice

In the US they would’ve tased him.

The longer they put it off, the more unnoticed it will go when they finally do it.