Cancer is nothing you can count on. For the bad and for the good.
Hope your dad stays healthy.

Is that a cigarette in his hands? He was 12 years old in 1955.

Ha, it’s a tunnel drill, but maybe cigarettes in nostrils also work.

If nothing else helps

You forgot linux.

Translation:
[Death] What does that mean, resurrected? I’m traveling the long way here, and now something like this.

[Guy in bed] I think that’s outrageous too.

One of my favorite German comic series: nichtlustig.de

- The table still wobbling

I’m having flashbacks: Wazup

You just need a basement full of Oompa Loompas, then you don’t need predetermined breaking points on your chocolate and could enjoy it entirely.

Sleep apnoe, depression, side effects of medicine and so on.

…Body’s aching all the time

And Star Trek.

Some turn opaque by itself when you’re doing your heavy sweaty business there for some time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Bonus: not only van Damme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kZuTdVeZsg

They found Saddam Hussein!

Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?