I find the asymmetry of the mortar joints to be visually bothersom.

When my cat got old, she couldn’t jump up onto beds and chairs anymore. So I would try to lift her up onto places she used to like.

Cat said no. If she couldn’t get up there by herself, she just didn’t want to go there anymore. Fierce independence.

Buzz Aldrin’s defence in court:

“Your honour, that video of me punching that guy is totally staged and fake, and I was never there.”