I never played Dragon Quest, but these remakes make me very hopeful that we’ll see a Chrono Trigger remake similar to these.

I watched someone stream it and freaked out that they grouped 10 trolls

Weird. That’s not what I’m seeing.

Concord’s getting an episode on Secret Level

I think they might be talking about Prime 4, which was initially announced back in 2017. Dread wasn’t announced until 2021.

All those girls who weren’t as hot as Ms. Piggy? Gross.

But with the PS5 pro, you can experience this game with the full extent of pisser technology! I mean PSSR.

Why play a story mode when we could be buying shark cards in GTA 6 online?

The Witness is a good puzzle game where they give you the same kind of puzzle, but different areas have their own rules. They don’t tell you how the rules work, but they’re fairly intuitive and the ramp up in each area is good. Eventually you have to recall rules from previous puzzles. There are extra puzzles that go beyond the mold as well, but those are well hidden.

And they bought Bungie so Myth and Oni are on the table as well.

Ok then. I still expect a surprise Jack Black as Big the Cat.

Is Jack Black just required to be in every videogame movie from now on? Mario, Borderlands, and now this? Is he going to be Shadow in the new Sonic movie?

From the second paragraph in the article:

“The billionaire announced plans earlier this month that he would take X out of California and move its headquarters to Texas.”

If you love firing workers for no reason, gotta move to a place that’ll let you do it without consequences!