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Agh, gawd.

You are an angel.

Oh no… I’m going to make an extra cute lunch tomorrow.

I read “EverQuest” and my brain commented, “You mean EverCrack,” immediately.

My cousin was horrifically addicted. Luckily for me, my opinion on subscribing to a game was, "no matter how good a game is, I’m not paying for it over and over, " even in middle school, so he couldn’t convince me to try it.

Seriously. This happens all the time. You can take your ball and go a new place to play. The power is with content creators, not the people who own the space you’re in.

My cat is a fetch cat. He loves to fetch.

Every time he does a pounce on one of his toys and rabbit kicks it, or stalks it across the living room, I praise him for all his murder skills. I also will tell him that’s why he’s not allowed outside, he’s simply too fierce and terrifying and all the animals would die.

He seems to enjoy the praise because if I don’t say anything he’ll keep playing, but when I praise him he runs back to me with his toy and a jaunty little prance for scratches.

You better go in disguise.

My cat isn’t old or even lazy, but he’s not a jumper (he prefers to hook his claws in something and drag himself up. I was told it was a quirk his dad had.)

So I built him ramps! He has ramps to the tops of things!

…and as soon as I installed ramps he began jumping to the tops of things that had ramps.

I love him so much. Lmao

It’s not fun when you give me permission!!

Should be butterfly pasta! We’ve been robbed!

RIP to a legend.

I really do love convenience!

We claimed it is erasure first, and now here’s our flag.

I worked for Walmart in the mid 2000s.

It’s not classist. That place is a hellhole. There’s a reason so many people who work there are on food stamps.

It’s classist to be mad at people who live in food deserts and can’t shop elsewhere. It’s classist to be fine with the system that puts people in jobs that don’t actually support them. It’s classist to look down on folks who get stuck in those jobs. It’s not classist for someone to be unhappy that they got stuck in such a job.

Fuck Walmart.

(I worked there and was a CSM before being able to move to a better job in 2010.)

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I would like to remind the assorted that the official final fantasy 9 guidebook left out massive chunks of useful information to encourage you to go online to their website.

It was a dark time.

Both my cat and I would be absolutely devastated.