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The little bottles on the right hand side are the cartridges the gun dispenses from. Red tipped cartridge holds ketchup and the yellow one mustard. The gun in the pic is currently loaded with a yellow tipped cartridge (seen sticking out of the muzzle) and is therefore correctly dispensing mustard.

The gun just happens to be colored red. You want a yellow gun, go make one yourself.

It does, I use adblocks, Untrap, DeArrow, and SponsorBlock on iOS safari, and I don’t see shit other than the video itself.

Hope they were issued their pocketful of sunflower seeds.

Welcome!

Yes we can

Neptune: tf are you talking about

The Oort Cloud: lolwut

Interstellar medium: fuck me, it’s cold

Sagittarius A*: (chuckles softly)

Andromeda Galaxy: tf is a sun

Laniakea Supercluster: yo is that the Hercules–Corona Borealis Great Wall?? What up, homie!

Universe: gotta go fast

Can:

tbf, looking at the sun from three miles away would be all that you could see.

Y’know, if it didn’t instantly turn you into plasma.

You pays your money, you takes your choice.

Heiress to the Hilton hotel corporation. And apparently some sort of socialite/minor celebrity, it seems.

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Avelon shows a link to the Imgur page, but doesn’t embed the video inline, even though the setting for that is turned on.

Edit: same with Mlem. Edit: Arctic doesn’t show anything at all.

Cool, I’ll get the vodka and pickles.

На заре голоса зовут меня
At dawn, voices are calling me

Put a sniper on top of the cart in case the switchman gets bought out. Ain’t taking no chances.

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It’s the British. Everything is piss to them. It’s their fetish.

OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”

It’s the British we’re talking about. Anything other than fish and chips, mushy peas, or bubble and squeak is a bit too aggressive for their traditionally unrefined tastes. The poor sods basically had to be forcefully introduced to anything other than boring.

Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.

But there are so many holes