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The Onion
Posted: November 13th, 2025
Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…
Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.
So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.
The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.
Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later
That’s the kindest thing anyone’s ever said to me on the internet. I’d like to be a robot.
How equity works for retirement vs conventional stock.
https://newsilver.com/the-lender/how-many-rental-properties-to-retire/
https://realwealth.com/learn/how-many-rental-properties-to-make-100k/
They’re describing a job in that scenario too lol.
Yes, people lose their shit once they stop doing their job lol. Landlords in their version are effectively building mechanics and paper pushers keeping their property above board so people can live in it. Most of them I knew all had jobs outside of it too because it doesn’t pay the bills lol.
Yes, it would be phenomenal if they dropped all their extra money into the stock market like your average person but they diversified or put it into equity instead since they didn’t trust stock or had houses willed to them.
I get when people talk about slumlords, or giant corpos. But I’ve had to quote it before that the lionshare of them are people like I mentioned above with corpos buying out more and more in recent years because they’re just as poor as everyone else.
Meanwhile even the most liberal people on here get baited thinking they’re scum. Meanwhile billionaires are still laughing at the poors fighting each other thinking one job is better than other or villifying entire professions still.
Unionize. Reform land and property ownership. Vote in as many Progressive > Democrats to help make that happen. Vote yes on school ballot measures even if you get taxes. Run for government yourself if you loathe who represents you. Grassroot campaigns are hard as hell with a huge uphill battle, but poor people aren’t excluded from government.
Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you’ve come from a long line of advanced users?
Is this aneurysm posting?
Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.
It’s common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.
Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I’ve slept with.
Barrk.
He gets to become older!!!???
Exactly how I feel for with Subway specifically. Half their coupons don’t even work for any of the chains we try in our city lol.
Considering the coupons are 3 footings for $18 and they’re practically charging that for a single sandwich now, I can see why.
How their overhead is that unprofitable considering their food is mostly cold and ready to eat I’ll never know.
In reality you should be able to get an anonymized reference number to show your vote was tabulated correctly though.
Right now it comes down to an actual official finding your paper ballot with hand marked tracking and presuming the computer read it correctly on an overall vote total.
Being able to do this anonymously and securely is where the problems lie. Which is also why digital only voting still isn’t a thing anywhere.
Slides are literally Crocs, not even metaphorically.
Crocs also last significantly longer than any basic slides I’ve ever purchased. Including cheapo Amazon’s, Walmarts, Adidas, and Nikes.
Dope, gulls are.
Sure I haven’t, Bob.
It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.