Sounds like a game of Dungeons and White Dudes.

Another psycho in a metal box. Road rage is such a problem. I hope the driver goes to jail, and never holds a license again. If you can’t control your emotions, you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery. Also, fuck car-brains.

They should make bacon flavored stamp gum for the good boi.

• Fistfight with the bathroom.

Lots of beans. All the beans.

Shhhh you can’t let all the beans out of the bag

Yes, more beans better.

Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.

Feels like my birthday

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