Whatever will please Trump’s Russian overlord.

I hope they defect instead of fighting.

Ah so how many Russian political visitors has Trump had to his place? Hmmm

“Softer”? Management/executive speak for “we released a crap product”.

Darwin, where are you?! We need you to dole out more awards!

Let’s hope it rains wherever he goes.

They’re desparate for cannon fodder?

I can see how decades of working at Microsoft can turn someone into a goose farmer. I’ve been using their products for decades and some days I never want to see their products again.