If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

A tank that chews through 5 gallons per mile? Who’s going to be sitting in the tanker truck to do refils?

Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

Sorry I didn’t articulate well: what I meant is a dictator relies on military force to stay in power. If a dictators military are not feeling they are being treated well, they will quickly have a new dictator that treats them better. Exactly what you mention in your 2nd sentence.

If your a dictator, you ALWAYS keep your army fed.

The one with the rifle shoots.

The one without, follows him. When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!

Toyota Hilux are absolute beasts.

There is this video where some TV presenters try to kill one and they leave it submerged in the sea for several hours. Pull it out, clear out the carburettor and it fires back into life.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

Had a Toyota Corolla like that when I was young. Suspension creaked, exhaust rattled, oil cap had frozen on, rear electric windows didnt work, and no heater. I thought I’ll just drive it until it died. Only ever put gas in it. Damn thing just kept on going and going for 18 month. Ended up giving it away for free to a friend.

We’ll take cash, we’ll take checks,

We’ll take credit cards, we’ll take jewelry,

We’ll take your momma’s dentures if they got gold in them!

Good on you dude. I have some friends who sit around all day, gulping down 40oz sodas, wondering why they puff going up one set of stairs.

Put the liquid candy down, unglued yourself from the couch and get out into the world.

Life goes by too fast to be vegetating at home all day.

Happy hatching day!

Just thinking; maybe if people stop trying to get rid of political target and instead started target billionaires, then maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place for everyone.

Just thinking.

The /s at the end?

Ooooh yeah!

And now the times are changin’,

Look at everything that’s come and gone,

Sometimes when I play that old six-string,

I think about you, wonder what went wrong

Because we can dump the waste down deeper mine shafts, making it easier for us to pretend it doesn’t exist?