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One time on the old run of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis complained that diarrhea medicine didn’t work. He took a whole bottle of it, he said, and then he complained that he never got diarrhea.

Burgerland’s buying a lot of that soy and beef, too. And mahogany for yuppie furniture.

Slashing and burning that much rain forest for soybean and beef treats may have something to do with that too.

Once again the computer toucher apologists will say that these treat printers will solve the problems they are currently contributing to if enough forests burn and enough lakes dry up.

“Just like in the treats.”

“Making the bookie’s job illegal doesn’t make it impossible, so oh well, time to give him next month’s too. Let people enjoy things. My bookie certainly does!”

Apparently that article was “just satire bro don’t take it seriously bro” failed satire.

International Monetary Fund — to which Argentina owes $43 billion — have cheered his controversial fiscal shock therapy

When the vampires are cheering, that is a bad thing.

This is like the Wimp Lo version of economics.

It’s not unthinkable if the war ghouls have been craving it for decades.

It’s all Steiner’s and Fegelein’s faults!

“Communism doesn’t work,” says the enlightened centrists that conjure up an ephemeral version of capitalism that, like some exotic atom far down on the periodic table of elements, becomes “cronyism” almost instantly after it begins to exist.

“NOOOOOOOOOO LESS BLOODSUCKING GHOULS”

In this new era, it’s dangerous to get too rich. Stories abound of the state launching investigations against this business figure or that financier. The pressure is drying up venture capital funds, scaring the young away from lucrative professions such as investment banking. The number of millionaires leaving China has been rising and peaked last year at 15,000 — dwarfing the exodus from any other nation.

The private sector is in retreat.

Lothrop Stoddard

Ok i get that name generators are popular but at least get a good one.

Hey, hey. Every master of the Force needs a foil to maintain the balance.

But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?

Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.