Yeah, helicopters are the apex predators of soldiers and rich people. Even if you pull off the perfect autorotation, the glide ratio is still only a maximum of like 3:1.
I think I remember reading a report somewhere that more people have been killed by practicing autorotation than have actually pulled it off in the wild.
Don’t defend the osprey, it’s not good for your health. It knows when you’re lying and will retaliate in the only way a rotary aircraft with even more moving parts knows how.