The same people who said sleepy Joe is too senile and incompetent to be president yet also masterminded both Covid-19 and committed the biggest election fraud in the history of this nation…

Hands too big

• Can i really double my ram for free by deleting deltree.exe?

• Send me a nude pic girl, my email is XxPussyDestroyer420xX@hotmail.com

• Steve Case instant messaged me saying my password needs to be reset, better send it to him!

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doubles!

Listen to Jesus Jimmy, Im the face on the shroud of Turin

Listen to Jesus Jimmy, do I need to test your urine!

The Refer Madness Musical. It’s hilarious. Kristen Bell, Brian Weber, Ana Gastyer, the dude from Tales from the Crypt, and Neve Campbell.

Te only reason they’re not a millionaire yet is because of all the illegal immigrants and minorities taking all the jobs…probably

Send followup emails

No Social Media Coordinators? No regional PR reps? No “local small business” for them to inherit?

So… business as usual for conservatives

Libertarians are just conservatives minus the religion who smoke weed.

They’d already be a millionaire if it weren’t for the welfare queens and all the immigrants stealing their jobs/benefits!

/s in case it was obvious enough

Because “he did good at Chipotle he do gud here”

And when the expenses for his commute get too high, they just lay off a shitton of employees so the quarterly bottom line looks good.

My hardcore conservative uncles: This is what prices are when you pay this moron behind the counter $15 an hour!

Taco Bell used to be a goto, then they tried to get too creative and half their stuff became a sloppy greasy mess. Now you can’t go and simply get 3 soft tacos and a drink for under $10 and they seem to change the menu every other week.

BRING BACK THE 2 MENUS AT THE DRIVE THRU SO I CAN DECIDE ON MY ORDER WHILE THE DOLT IN THE MINIVAN IN FRONT OF ME IS ORDERING FOR 12 PEOPLE!

since they used the pandemic to raise their prices to absurd levels

That seems to be the modus operandi for the last 2 years. blame the pandemic, preparing for a recession, something something. Or what the dolts use as an excuse “this is what the prices are when you kids want the minimum wages raised to $15/yr $15/hr” (damn my Hobbit thumbs on this phone keyboard)

If you ever watch CompanyMan on youtube, it’s like 90% of all “The Fall of [Company]” involves either going public and then rapidly expanding, or “acquired by private equity firm then died in 5 years”

I have a pair of bluetooth sportbuds i connect to my work laptop for when i go in the office, and to my phone when i go for a jog. When I’m in the garage putting my running shoes on and put the earbuds in they never connect to my phone which is in my pocket. They instead connect to the work laptop…in the upstairs den…on the exact opposite side of the house. Every. Goddamn. Time.

• Half the staff are wearing wool beanies in dead ass middle of summer

• Sides are a la carte, fries come in a metal cup with newspaper-style wax/parchment paper

• The bottom bun is falls-apart-soggy by halfway through

• Claims to have a huge selection of craft beers…all IPAs, a stout, a sour, and PBR