GPU, render my 4.2 MB json file!

Pretty much.

Maybe I’m some rare unicorn. But I have NEVER successfully got a job filling out forms like this. It’s a huge waste of my time.

Which is the real message here:

Bottle your trauma.

Eat bugs.

Fuck hot lady lions.

Do it.

All the cool kids learn things outside of school.

On one hand, Vampire Survivor is super addictive and just extremely well made and feature rich. I recommend it to everyone.

On the other hand, please help me.

Where my wife is over here stealing the last names of my family, my family’s family, and her family’s family. She’s collecting last names like Thanos collecting stones.

She needs to be stopped before she’s related to everyone.

I can’t believe I have a fancy ass gaming PC and played like 50+ hours of Vampire Survivor.

Then bought a Steam Deck and played another 50+ hours of Vampire Survivor.

It was pretty clickbaity but damn I did laugh

In Philadelphia, there’s a pizza called Lorenzo’s on South street.

They serve a cheese slice. You can get a whole pie with toppings. But if you want a slice, it’s cheese.

Want a topping? Nope. They’re pretty friendly and just tell you to go to the back until you’re ready for a cheese slice, which I always found funny.

Brick sliced American cheese is kinda like the hot dog of meats.

Just a bunch of mystery.

Not knocking it - I was raised on it! But I wouldn’t compare it to what people in the rest of the world would consider as cheese.

Many of us do have this fantasy.

I’m sick of seeing $6 for a bag of fries and $12 for a basic ass sandwich.

Some frontend guy said this best. It was something along the lines of:

“JS frameworks went real hard in client side rendering and branding server-side rendering old and archaic. But that they hit performance issues and began re-adopting server side features and trying to make it look cool again after shitting on it for a decade.”

Had American Pie on DVD and she was my first of many