I kissed four so the universe is now back in balance and there’s nothing you can do about it.

unique breathing mechanic, where you have to press a button to inhale and release the button to exhale

I get that a satirical game about the pandemic probably just isn’t my cup of tea, but this breathing mechanic sounds like such unnecessary tedium.

It tastes like vanilla coke, but different. I described it as greasy vanilla, but creamy might be a nicer way to put it. I didn’t notice any chocolate flavor.

Adoptaversary, also known as gotcha day!

The fact that users wanting a “feature complete” product at launch is seemingly news to them is absurd.

I read “dork bork” and it made perfect sense for the picture.

Any suggestions for spiritual sequels?

Have any companies besides ubisoft used the term yet?

And it works great on mobile Firefox!

Even if they don’t actually “use” the DLCs, it makes sense to require the same content that the developer owns and used to test the mod.